watching tv last night.... Colbert always cracks me up.... no wonder he is doing better than Kucinich in the polls ....
Colbert's Absinth-tinence Pledge
"I (insert name here) do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from absinthe… since absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient synesthetic inspiration and sinister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of absinthe ingestion this instant”
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